Trump celebrates the death of Satan’s baby

The season 28 finale of “South Park” brought Christmas cheer to the small Rocky Mountain town and saw Donald Trump and Satan’s Baby meet an untimely demise.

At the episode’s climax, Trump, JD Vance, Peter Thiel and Pete Hegseth prepared for a hospital showdown against Stan, the Christmas Creatures and Jesus over the fate of Satan’s unborn child. However, just as the battle was about to begin, a doctor rushed in with bad news.

“We looked at the ultrasound and it seems that at some point, when no one was looking, the baby hung himself and committed suicide,” the doctor said. Pulling out his phone, he added: “I’m afraid you can see everything in the video. The baby got his hands on some sheets. The ultrasound is missing a few minutes, but it’s definitely suicide.”

The disappointing punchline is most likely a reference to the death of convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. In 2019, while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges, Epstein hanged himself in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York. However, the surveillance recording does not specify when he actually committed suicide, leading some to speculate about the circumstances of his death.

At the end of the episode, Trump throws a lavish party to celebrate the death of his baby, while Satan, completely dejected, packs his bags and leaves the White House.

Seasons 27 and 28 of “South Park” were among the most revealing in recent memory, revolving primarily around the Trump administration and the president’s tumultuous relationship with Satan. Highlights of seasons 27 and 28 include Trump running naked in the desert, Kristi Noem’s ICE attacking a production of “Dora the Explorer Live” and Cartman vomiting all over Palantir co-founder Thiel. From start to finish, “South Park” received negative reactions from the White House and members of the Trump administration, but never from the president himself.