“South Park” kicked off season 28 without missing a beat by roasting President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance and political activist Peter Thiel, recruiting the latter to help abort the president’s baby with Satan.
The episode picked up where episode 5 left off, with Satan pregnant with Trump’s baby — a fact that left the vice president largely distraught, given that the unborn offspring threatened his White House succession plans. Likewise, Trump was also unhappy with the pregnancy because it prevented him from getting along with his demonic lover.
With the birth of Satan imminent, Vance called on Thiel to help him find a way to destroy the soon-to-be-born Antichrist. As a result, the venture capitalist, a self-described “Antichrist expert,” went to South Park, where the kids, particularly Cartman, were obsessed with a “6-7 joke” believed to be satanic numerology.
Vance also manipulated Trump into going to a Planned Parenthood clinic to speak with a doctor about what it would take to abort Satan’s baby. For the meeting, the president pulled down his pants, exposing his microscopic manhood and full anus – hole and all.
Back in South Park, Thiel focused on Cartman, who was battling chronic vomiting due to a suggested “6-7” possession. Namely, Cartman couldn’t help but tell the joke, and in turn, it made him vomit non-stop.
Enter the “Exorcist” comparison, as Thiel arrived at Cartman to extract the meaning of “6-7” and how it might factor into the Antichrist’s ending. While Cartman seemed resistant to Thiel’s exorcism, the fourth grader suggested that Greta Thunberg was the real antichrist “with her stupid haircut and stupid bangs.”
Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone were directly attacking the real Thiel with this joke, as the latter allegedly called the Swedish climate activist a “legionary of the Antichrist.”
“Your son is the key to saving our country, Miss Cartman,” Thiel said as the exorcist proved unsuccessful. “Everything we hold dear could end. We must unravel the secrets it holds, no matter what it takes.”
Thiel then revealed that Cartman was to accompany him to Washington DC.
While “South Park” was still scheduled to return Wednesday night, Comedy Central revealed earlier today that the episode, titled “Twisted Christian,” would mark the start of Season 28 — meaning Season 27 ended with Episode 5, “Conflict of Interest,” last month.
The network did not shed light on the decision, but “South Park” has been known to fluctuate its episode count across seasons in the past.
However, “South Park” will air its next episode on Wednesday, October 29. The remaining episodes of season 28 will air November 12, November 26 and December 10 on Comedy Central. Past episodes can be streamed on Paramount+.
