The popular perception of sexual machines (thanks mainly to porn) is generally a dildo at the end of a long stem attached to an engine. This visual can be intimidating, but Lovense made it squarely cute with the mini sex machine (8/10, wired recomds). A smaller and compact version of its flagship product, the mini has a powerful engine in a small package, with easily adjustable legs that allow you to position the device at the best angle.
Most sex machines – including the largest flagship sex machine in Lovense – are large and heavy, and can be heavy to install, but the mini reduces almost all points of pain, including the price. At $ 399, it is the cheapest machine that you will find on the market without sacrificing a lot of power. In my tests, it could reach up to 280 thrusts per minute, although its low weight meant that it was a little more likely to slide on smooth surfaces. This compromise is worth it for portability. The growing engine was also surprisingly silent. Someone could still hear you on the other side of a closed door, but I doubt that whoever hears you in a neighboring apartment. Unless you try to be heard anyway.
The whole machine is available in a box on the size of a toolbox, with a practical handle. I very Recommend to keep this box to store or transport the machine, but even if you choose not to do it, the machine parts are small enough to hold inside an Ikea size cube, and 7 pounds, it is light enough to transport wherever you want.
The Remote Lovense application also adds many ideal features for long -distance couples. You can control the speed and model of thrusts from anywhere in the world, and integrated text and vocal / video call features allow you to do everything from an application. You can even create and share a zoom style link to allow someone to take control of your device and define the link to expire after a defined duration or a number of uses.
