The film Marvel outside the brand “Morbius” crushes the Amazon Prime video tables, so it looks like “fans” of this collaboration from Sony-Marvel want “More-Bius”.
Okay, sorry. Now that I have obtained this from my chest, I am delighted to point out that, according to Flixpatrol, the film of 2022 “Morbius” is one of the most watched videos on the Amazon streaming platform. Why am I so happy with that? Frankly, it is because I am in a way obsessed with “Morbius” – not as a film, in itself, but as a concept. It is because, if we are honest, “morbius” can barely be called A film. Directed by Daniel Espinoza and written by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless, “Morbius” was faced with a number of delays due to the Covid-19 pandemic, but that did not make favors when he finally left in March 2022; He was still terrible, opening the way to other openly crazy films in the Spider-Man universe of Sony, or the SSU, like “Madame Web” and “Kraven the Hunter”.
The film, if you can call it so, features Jared Leto (who is terrible) like Dr. Michael Morbius, who suffers from a nebulous blood disease and then becomes a “living vampire”. Leto is flanked by Matt Smith (who has entirely Too fun) as a best childhood friend of Michael, Lucien, whom Michael begins to call Milo without reason, as well as the future star of “Hit Man” Adria Arjona, remained in an thankless role as a colleague of Michael and potential love interest in Dr Martine Bancroft. In addition, Jared Harris of “Mad Men” and “Chernobyl” is in this film. Okay, while we should know others about “Morbius”, a really horrible film that won a ton of Golden Raspberry prices and somehow not one, but two Theatrical sorts?
Here is what Morbius is talking about, insofar as Morbius concerns anything at all
Okay, do you remember this blood disease? Lucien, that Michael surfers “Milo” for literally no reason while the two boys live in a Greek hospital in the care of Dr. Emil Nicholas (Jared Harris), has the same problem, so it’s good news for him when Michael develops his artificial blood (such an important discovery that he offered a Nobel Prize, which Michael does not reject for any apparent reason). Instead of using artificial blood to heal, Michael, whose genius we said to ourselves, decides that he will spare the genes of the vampire bat with his for healing; Instead, he is just bitten by them while he experiences them on a cargo cargo in international waters. The film goes so far as to put a title card telling us that these “international waters” are right next to Long Island, and I am not kidding when I say that I think of this title card, as, once a day.
Obviously, Michael becomes a vampire, then Milo also becomes a vampire, but Milo is wrongWhich poses a problem. Sasé with a terrible CGI and a worst script – which does not include the line “It’s Morbin ‘Time”, a meme on the film which ultimately won his own life – Michael must stop and kill Milo with the help of his … army of bats. (This film rocks.) After having transformed Martine into a vampire to save her life, Michael meets Adrian Tooks by Michael Keaton in a post-key scene where they discuss Fighting Spider-Man, but because the SSU died a sad death after the failure of “Kraven the Hunter”, which never happens, and it is very obvious that Keaton filmed the scene of the green screen without being near Jared Leto. It’s all extremely It’s funny, but the film’s reissue is even funnier.
Morbius has turned into such a massive joke that Sony found it good to reissue him in theaters – and he failed a second time
So what exactly happened with the reissue of “Morbius”? Did the public really demand “More-Bius?” (Oops! I did it again!) They are definitely was notBut many memes have entered existence to commemorate how bad “morbius” is, and Sony has taken all the bad lessons of this trendy subject. Calling “Morbius” bad actually looks like an understatement; It is illegal to even call it a “film”. The outing of “Morbius” occurred disastrously at the box office; Despite a strong opening of $ 39 million, it has dropped by more than 70% between its first and second weekend, which is incredible incredible (in the wrong direction). Then, later in the year, Sony noticed that people published on “Morbius” and apparently did not read One of the real articleswho all made fun of the attempt of a film. As a result, they reissued the film in June 2022, and he failed AgainRking in a really sad weekend of less than $ 300,000. Sony finally tried to claim that the film managed to make a kind of profit, but honestly, is it even the point?
“MORBIUS” is not a film “so bad, it’s good”. It is not a classic cult future. It is not, honestly, not fun to look in any way. For any reason, however, people consult it on Amazon Prime, so if you are looking for it, uh, “morbin ‘time”, you can watch it there now.
