Eagles on brink of total collapse as AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean get into brutal brawl during practice
For all the Eagles fans fearing the end is near, I regret to inform you that your worst fears are being revealed in real time.
Report after report has described the Philadelphia Eagles as a literal dumpster fire, and now the chaos has officially spilled onto the practice field. During Thursday’s session, AJ Brown and Cooper DeJean allegedly got into a violent fight. The kind of fight that screams frustration and “get me out of here.” Both players looked tired, on the verge of demanding a trade.
The Eagles need to get this under control ASAP
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This is what locker room dysfunction looks like, folks. If anyone was still doubting the reports that AJ Brown wanted out, this pretty much seals it. Even our sweet, innocent Coop has had enough. The best record in the NFC East apparently isn’t enough for these guys. They’re out here trying to kill each other.
Mr. CEO himself, Nick Sirianni, better figure this out quickly. It’s clear he’s lost the locker room, and honestly, it may already be too far gone for anyone to fix.
Sad scenes at the NovaCare complex. I hope the Eagles can find their footing before this thing completely implodes.
