Jimmy Kimmel joking about Elon Musk who left Trump for his real work, “destroy companies and inseminate each woman in sight

Jimmy Kimmel was “happy to share good news from Washington for a change” during his monologue in “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Thursday – Elon Musk moved away from his role in the Trump administration.

“We have received a message from Elon Musk, an important message, he said:” While my scheduled time as an employee of the special government ends, I would like to thank the president @realdonaldtrump for the advisability of reducing unnecessary expenses, “said Kimmel.” Hey, you know what, spending is great, we are just happy that your time as an employee

“We are grateful. We are happy that you have gone,” he added.

“Elon had a remarkable 130 -day stay in the government. He came, he was truncated, we bled, he left,” continued Kimmel, referring to the appearance of Musk at the CPAC earlier this year.

“When he started, he promised to save us a dollars Billion. Now he says Doge will probably only save 160 billion dollars. While almost everyone says he’s probably cost The hundreds of billions of US dollars, “said Kimmel.” IRS officials alone consider its agency discounts will lead to a minimum of $ 500 billion in taxes not collected this year. »»

“But here is the thing, politics is not a question of money, it is not a question of success, it is not a question of failure, it is the life of the civil servants that you destroy along the way. This is what is most important,” joked ABC host. “And Elon promised that Doge’s work will continue … similar to the way the Empire continued to kill Ewoks after the death of the emperor.”

“Now that he’s out of Washington, Elon can come back to his main work, which destroys businesses and inseminating each woman in sight.”

Look at the whole monologue below: