Do nothing too bad “or the FCC will attack

Colin Jost portrayed “the secretary of war” Pete Hegseth during the first cold opening of the 51st season, moving that “our soldier is gay as hell”, but also mourning that “it is never bigger!”

This reflected his real meeting with the best army generals this week, during which the meeting was strangely similar. The version of Jost has just got rid of any subtext, demanding that the soldiers be filled with hot, shredded and hairless men who are certainly not gays. “”

Then, Trump of James Austin Johnson interrupted to say that he was “just here while keeping his eye on” SNL “by ensuring that they do nothing too much for me”.

Trump then obtained Meta, saying: “SNL 51 on a difficult start: 17 new members of the distribution and they obtained the guy from the” update “which makes the open”, a nod to the rentals and the layoffs of the summer.

He also entered a blow to Jost, saying: “I thought he would be with his friends at the Riyad Comedy Festival”, with Jost saying that he had not had an offer.

Trump then reminded the public that if the late Night show had become uncontrollable, they would respond to my FCC attack dog, Brandon Carr. “Mikey Day then entered the stage as a car via a musical signal of” Somebody Watch Me Watching “from Rockwell, correcting Trump for the false pronunciation of his first name (it’s actually Brendan).

Trump finished the segment saying: “Remember: Dad look.”

Johnson has portrayed Trump on “Saturday Night Live” since his hiring in 2021.

Look at the sketch below.