Stephen Colbert roasted the vice-president JD Vance for the way he celebrated his birthday, declaring him a “Baby Emperor spoiled” and sealing the joke by wearing a JD Vance mask to represent a new character, “Widdle Pwince Vance” during his monologue.
Colbert was launched Thursday by the news that recently, Vance went kayak in Ohio for his birthday and ordered the secret services to raise the level of water from the river.
Now, before Colbert reaches this subject, he discussed the already bad effects that Donald Trump’s prices have on the American economy and also laughed at the CEO of Apple Tim for the way he turned Trump to avoid prices on Apple products. This brought him to the vice-president.
“Tim Cook traveling from distant lands to present our leader with a precious ingot is only the last event that gives you the impression that our country plunges its head the first in techno feudalism, where the rich and the powerful exploit the levers of the government only for their own personal gain,” said Colbert. “But from time to time, a story arrives and gives me a glimmer of hope.”
“It is not one of them,” joked Colbert.
“Because we have just discovered that JD Vance ordered a level of water from the river raised for his family trip on his birthday. This is a crazy emperor movement so crazy that I have no choice but to release my new character,” said Colbert, putting a mask from the front, eyes and notes of JD Vance, “Widdle Pwince Vance.
“Listen, listen yourself, listen yourself. I want my water to go my birthday,” said Colbert in an exaggerated baby voice. “Also. I don’t like how blue the sky is. Paint it. Now give me a juice box. Juice box!”
After someone gave a camera to Colbert a juice box, he sipped it and shouted: “JUICE Apple? Kill it now!”
“Netflix, call me. I’m available in June,” joked Colbert, looking directly in the camera.
“Apparently, JD Vance wanted to make the boat for his birthday, so his team asked that the body of army engineers temporarily increases the flow of a neighboring lake to the river in what is called a special version. Well, of course, for your birthday, which does not want a special version?” Colbert continued.
“Officially, this manipulation of the river was out of the ordinary. Normally, the body of army engineers only does it when they form emergency stakeholders,” he added.
To this, Colbert quickly recovered the mask and said that in the same exaggerated baby voice: “There was an emergency!” I wanted more wawa for my birthday, boats. Now there is another emergency. Hello, the police. I’m hungry. Take me Papa John’s. Is it closed? Kill it!
Look at the whole fun monologue below:
