Sometimes you just want a moment back. Just a little moment. For example, the moment when a Cam Kiss broke out and your HR head for cheating during a ColdPlay concert on Wednesday evening.
Andy Byron, Managing Director of the Astronomère Inc. data infrastructure company, was taken on the camera by holding the head of human resources Kristin Cabot – a woman who is not his wife – tenderly in his arms.
The moment was an instant classic for those who frequent the concert: “Ohhh, look at these two,” said singer Chris Martin while the cam highlighting the couple, inciting Byron to slip suddenly, clumsily out of the range of cameras while Cabot turned her back on her, covered her face and finally fled.
“Wait, what? It is a liaison,” said Martin, “or they are just very shy.”
Or maybe, just maybe, were they really stupid to react this way? No experts in cheating here, but if they had simply smiled and continued their loving embrace, the details of their tangle could have been unknown to the 65,000 people packaged in the Gillette stadium, which houses the New England Patriots of the NFL.
Everything they had to do was nothing.
But ooh, they did something.
So much for conscious decoupling. Nice decision, Martin.
But the singer was not really to blame for the hottest story of this week. What happened in Foxborough, Mass., Could have stayed in Foxborough, Mass Springer would be the 28 -year -old who published the clip on Tiktok. She told the United Kingdom Sun that she had made public video because she thought that the “something” of the couple was “an interesting reaction”.
“A part of me feels bad to reverse the lives of these people, but playing stupid games … winning stupid prizes,” said Springer before adding that she hoped that their partners could “heal” and have a second chance of happiness.
Play stupid games, win stupid prices. Ouch.
Internet, of course, was very happy to face these stupid prices on the left and right.
There is now Merch to commemorate the moment, including a Tee on Etsy which simply reads: “Not shy. I just got married. #Coldplaygate. ”
Another seller offers a sweatshirt that shouts in all caps: “I took my touch to the Coldplay concert and that ruined my life.” A t-shirt plunges its toes into politicians, urging people to Mapa: “Make private affairs again!” The tee with a real photo of the couple is unlikely to last a long time, with copyright and everything, but the animated version could hang a little longer.
Alas, there are no koozies for sale. Not yet.
Then there are the memes. One shows the couple with the ghosts of the hitchhiking of the famous Disney’s Haunted Mansion Ride finish. Another Miss Piggy watch in the arms of a large Fozzie bear, with a sign in a corner saying “Coldplay is caught up in the cam”. On X, Elon Musk gleams on an image of the couple redesigned in the style of “The Scream” by Edvard Munch. Then there was the meme classic Mastercard: “invaluable”.
“”Coldplay has not done only one for years, “said a Wit on X, publishing a motion from the video.” Last night, they made two. “”
“This is exceeded,” said another account, commenting on a text of Chatte’s text about a Taylor Swift ticket selling $ 200,000 on the secondary market. “Coldplay now holds the record for the most expensive concert ticket ever sold.”
“Uh, it’s time to” kiss him “,” said Randy Scott d’Espn while he and the co-award of “Sportscenter”, Gary Striakski, reconstructed the viral moment live Friday morning. “Baseball is probably not the only thing you could say recently.”
What if Andy Byron seemed to have very bad days, what about other guys named Andy Byron? “Not the guy of the Coldplay concert” reads the biography of the sons of one of these Andy, who is apparently from Dublin. “The only one to have a worst day that Andy Byron is all the other Andy Byrons,” said a user.
However, a declaration of apology assigned to the CEO of the astronomer turned out to be false, according to the company itself.
On Friday, The Real Astronomer Inc. announced that he was examining the question and that Aalyssa Stoddard, whoever is the poor is not in the video. UM, were we worried? It turns out that Stoddard is the vice-president of the company’s HR, about a pitch step, and probably does not deserve at all in this context.
“Our leaders should establish the standard in conduct and responsibility,” said the company in an article on LinkedIn. “The board of directors has launched an official investigation into this issue and we will have additional details to share very soon.”
Additional. Details. Very. Shortly.
Sooooo – The pleasure will not end anytime soon.
Meanwhile, Andy Byron’s real wife, Megan Kerrigan Byron, disturbed the “Byron” of his name on Facebook, then disabled his account entirely in the middle of an attack on the public comments, according to Newsweek.
It looks like she chooses to do something instead of nothing too.
