When you scroll PokémonPokédex, there is never to say what you might meet. Some entries are incredibly dislocated and terrifying, such as Gengar or Palossand, while others are a little more ruthless towards the Pokémon itself. You might think that Pokémon company would never talk about its own Pokémon, but you would be wrong.
Several Pokémon, some of which could be able to guess if you have played through the games or watched the show, are notoriously known to be stupid, ugly or lazy, and the Pokédex does not seem to hesitate to call them. So, that being said, here are some of the most insulting entries in the Dex, which can all be viewed directly on Bulbapedia.
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PsyDuck brain cells remain in standby mode
PsyDuck has long been the target of many jokes in Pokémon
Ironically, it could be the only pokémon on this list which is more victim of intimidation in other areas of the franchise than real Pokédex entries, but everything that should start somewhere. Background by headaches, PsyDuck frequently spends his time emphasizing and dissociatingAs it remains in a constant state which is somewhere between being awake and asleep.
Crystal PokémonThe Dex dex entrance even as The only time this Pokémon can use one of its attacks is when the sleeping brain cells in its head wake up for a moment, which makes it extremely unreliable. Since PsyDuck spends so much time blocking the world, it is honestly not surprising that it does not seem to have the capacity to put brain energy in many others.
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Slowpoke is not particularly intelligent or motivated
Slowpoke is so spaced that even pain is not enough to attract your attention
Given the name of this Pokémon, it is probably not difficult to imagine what Pokédex entries have to say about it. THE Sword Pokémon Description calls it specifically to be “to the slow and unconscious spirit“And continues by saying that this Pokémon will not even feel pain when something bites on its tail.
Of course, Slowpoke has several developments, some of which increase his intelligence, such as slowdown, but others remain as dark as Slowpoke himself. Slowbro’s Pokémon moon Entrance indicates that When Shellder bites his tail, he has a brief moment of inspiration, but immediately forgets and returns to his usual lounge. As a favorite fans for many people, it is regrettable that Slowpoke is considered to be quite absent.
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The quagmire can be cute, but it is not very brilliant
Quagsire is just happy to be here
This one hurts me a little, and perhaps you too, because the Quagsire is undoubtedly one of the most adorable Pokémon designs of the franchise with its awkward expression. However, if you know something about it, then it’s probably not shocking to discover it, like Slowpoke, This Pokémon is incredibly weak.
In generation 9, a regional variant of Woooper was introduced, Paldean Wooper, which evolves in the biker instead of Quagsire, and is not as weak depending on its dex entries.
In Pokémon PearlAnd several other games, the Dex entrance goes so far as to say that Quagsire will frequently bump their heads on rocks and boats while swimming and will barely notice. Any Pokémon that regularly strikes your head on hard -to -concern objects in the world will probably not be your brightest member of the team, but hey, at least it means that it is also robust.
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TOXEL is a kid
TOXEL is always ready to have a anger crisis
The toxel is the first pokémon on this list where things in the DEX are starting to pass from slightly insulting to rude. In Purple pokémonTOXEL’s entry dexel lists it like “Selfish Pokémon and in search of attention“, And For a Pokémon that looks like a baby wearing a layer, I must say that the Bratty description seems fairly appropriate.
The toxel is practically useless for almost all capacities and could as well be a real baby, but at least this Pokémon evolves in two alternative versions of a strong, toxtricity, which had some of the coolest global conceptions of generation 8.
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The Skink is the king of laziness
You have probably never seen this Pokémon move, and now you know why
By switching to a sampling, I bet you can say where the insult is in the Pokédex entries of this Pokémon. Like the latest evolution of a Pokémon line which essentially begins with a lazy, The pullat is the ultimate in laziness. In Heart & SoulPokédex, the skink is officially labeled “The most lazy Pokémon in the world“” Which says a lot when something like snorlax exists.
Once he has finished all the food in his immediate reach, he will then be planned to move, but only because he owes it. Whereas This Pokémon is almost exclusively seen lying on the side with a sustained arm, and I have never seen it walk in a Pokémon gameI cannot say that this Pokédex description is not at least exact.
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Whismur is a crybaby
Frightened even by his own tears, Whismur is subject to collapse
Despite the quantity of toxel which is closely like a baby, there is, unfortunately, an even more baby Pokémon according to the Pokédex, and it’s Whismur. In addition to the fact that this Pokémon already seems to be about to run away in fear at any time, it is an extreme crybaby. Given how shy it is, Whismur is easily surprised and once frightened, it only worse.
In Sapphire PokémonThe description of the DEX mentions that even the Whismur’s own cries to be frightened are enough to scare it more, to the point that He will continue in an endless cycle of tears, to be afraid of his tears, then to cry more, until he becomes so exhausted that he vanishes. This does not say it explicitly, but it could just as easily be the closest thing to the Pokédex calling a Pokémon a literal baby that I have ever seen.
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Muk is rude and smelly
A breath of Muk and it will be lights for you
Going from harsh, we have now reached the point where Pokédex’s entries just become brutal insults. When you take a look at Muk, you probably don’t think that the Pokémon looks particularly clean, because it is intended to be toxic, but I bet you did not know The toxic waste that was done was so powerful that it would transform a rancid swimming pool with a single dropaccording to Ruby‘s dex.
Almost all Muk’s entrances speak how horrible everything is on this Pokémon, especially its smell. Black Pokémon 2 & White 2 Call Muk Sinky flat and mention that the flowers have withered in exceeding them, while the Pokémon let’s go there The games say that the smell is so bad that it can even make you go away. Fortunately, however, Muk’s smell has disappeared, so there is not bad.
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Feebas is the ugliest pokémon of all time
Despite the evolution of something beautiful, Feebas is a horrible show to see
As a pre-evolution of the Milotic, it is a little surprising that Feebas is so strongly in tatters in Pokémon, but they are certainly. In almost all games, the Pokédex description of Feebas is a variation in the most hideous thing you have ever seen and extremely unpopular. Ultra moon Even mentions that the predators do not eat it simply because it seems that it would taste.
Of course, Feebas finally evolves with regard to one of the most beautiful Pokémon in the game, so things are going well at the end. That being said, given how difficult it is to catch a feebas Pokémon BDSPI cannot say that I am too broken on the flagrant insults of the Pokédex anyway.
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Magikarp’s only goal is to reach the gyarados
Even transforming into gyarados is not enough to make this Pokémon fresh
If you have already caught a Magikarp, which I suppose you have according to what it is evolving, then you know that It is the most useless Pokémon of the gameAnd it’s not just my opinion either. Pokémon The games do not treat that Magikarp because even Pokémon and Gamefreak are aware of the pathetic of this fish.
Legends: Arceus proclaims it “Weak, pitiful, foolish of a Pokémon“But even it is nothing compared to Virié the declarant “The weakest and weakest Pokémon in the world“And it is really difficult to discuss the contrary. While some of the other Pokémon on this list have positive features, Not a single person would use or take the trouble to catch Magikarp without gyaradosmaking it entirely worthy of such entries of brutal Pokédex.
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Ryhorn is the most stupid Pokémon Alive
The Rhyhorn Dex entrance is so brutal that I have to wonder if the writers had just a bad day
Despite the fact that Magikarp’s Pokédex entrances are hard, they always have a truth, while the Dex entries in Rhyhorn feel downright personal. Pokémon EmeraldThe Dex entrance stipulates that Rhyhorn is constantly runs once it begins because “His little brain makes him so stupid that he doesn’t remember why he started running in the first place. “”
Considering that some of the other Pokémon have sentences like “divorious“In their entries, calling in a blatant way Rhyhorn stupid was enough to bring down my jaw the first time I read it, especially given the precious Pokémon X. Each entry dex is a variation of rhyhorn having a small brain and being a complete idiot, so bad that Magikarp has it, rhyhorn has worseAnd I don’t even know what this Pokémon did to deserve such ruthless Pokédex entrances through Pokémon Games.
Sources: bulbapedia
